Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
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fatguy805 0
you deserve this so much hahaha
littlexlion 4
You weren't paying attention? That would be totally awesome if you did start paying attention on the road, or stop driving until you do.
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Comments (106)
Ryanjr 2
YDI One, where do you live that gives $300 tickets. Two its your fault. not your moms. I've don't 100 in a 65 and it was only $150
WinterBlue42 22
I don't know where you live, but 100MPH in a 65 would be a felony here. (Unless you are referring to kilometers. )
JesusOfNazareth 16
I'm going to quote Jim Carey on this:"STOP BREAKING THE LAW LOSER!"
AlicSkywalker 6
YOU DON'T USE A CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Don't you get that? What is so important that you have to get that call from your mom?
trumpy 9
you just admitted that you did it to yourself
gatorgirl7563 22
YDI Sorry for your bad luck, OP, but if you can't drive safely while talking on the phone, then don't use your phone while driving. It's for your own, and everyone else's safety and it seems kind of necessary at this point.
jlc82 14
I would've given you one for distracted driving as well