Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
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Top comments
fatguy805 0
you deserve this so much hahaha
littlexlion 4
You weren't paying attention? That would be totally awesome if you did start paying attention on the road, or stop driving until you do.
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Comments (106)
hug_the_wall 0
*facepalm*
ladybubah 0
YDI for not having a wireless headset, if answering the phone is the thing that distracts you. If not tben you shouldnt even answer, you wont die if you let it ring!
SuMWuN 0
You should have learned your lesson the first time. The whole point in getting a ticket is so you don't do it again.
hotair10 9
yep, that's definitely your fault
OmgO_o 0
l m a o!
HappyPickles 11
If you get that distracted by talking on the phone whilst driving, then you should either not drive, or not use the phone while you drive. Will it be any consolation to the person you hit when you say "I wasn't speeding intentionally - I was just distracted". I don't believe that speeding necessarily means you're unsafe. But being distracted whilst driving is certainly unsafe - and you were obviously so distracted that you were unsafe.
jovani 0
ydi u could of hurt someone when you speed or talk and drive idiot
Corvello 0
idiot is an idiot. look at the road idiot.
mattmag 0
A $300 ticket means you were going something like 30 mph over the limit (at least in Florida). YDI!
SpaceMannn 0
i sure hope that officer doesnt tell his buddies that story down at the station.