Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
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fatguy805 0
you deserve this so much hahaha
littlexlion 4
You weren't paying attention? That would be totally awesome if you did start paying attention on the road, or stop driving until you do.
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Comments (106)
Igor_g5 0
When you're driving pay attention to driving. Not your phone. Dumbass.
finallyfreemaria 0
its his fault that he answerd it? okay obviously his mother was calling him for a reason but that couldnt wait untill the car was parked? did he have to answer it right away NO he didnt.. so nothing is wrong with me.. unless using common sense is something to be worried about..
nerdsgetmehot 23
Never, EVER talk on the phone (or even text) while driving. People get killed that way-- and not necessarily the one talking on the phone, but other people that the driver hits. While changing his wife's tire last week, my boss's husband was hit by a driver that was "distracted." He died on scene. So, if you value your life and others, don't mess with your phone while driving. You deserve it.
thatonedame 6
ydi for talking on your phone and driving.
unilpentium_2 0
The whole "I got a ticket while paying a ticket" FML is getting really old. Your FML is very similar to this one: "Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML" Please, people, be original.
UNIT2099 0
Wow, FYL, I've never met you mr/mrs anonymous but I see your postings on here all the time, you must have the shittiest luck ever. Again FYL.
Ray_of_midnight 23
YDI. Hang up and drive before you hit somebody. I live in Massachusetts too, and I ride a motorcycle, you might hit me or one of my friends.
Itsu_fml 0
YDI. Learn to drive you asshole. It ain't that hard.
EddieBlake 0
you must be a complete idiot. I got a ticket for doing 65 in a 35. ticket amount? $67.00. got another one for doing 140 in a 35 on a motorcycle. ticket amount? $486.00. if you got a $300 ticket you must have been doing at least 50mph over. AND you were on the phone while doing it! at least when I was speeding it was like 11:00pm in a remote area with no traffic. Like I said, you must be a complete idiot.
Chrisskiies 0
65 in a 35? That's considered wreckless driving, which can be charged a felony. 140 in 35? definatly a felony, impounded vehicle. So your story is bull bruh.
Chrisskiies 0
as a felony*
meghanek94 0
maybe you will learn not to do that again..