Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Never say that! That's horrible!
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU! Ever think of THAT?! >:|
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beastly13 0
okay everyone chill out. They obviously were jokingly making fun of eachother before she said that. its not like it came out of clear air in conversation. He probably made fun of her a little bit and she did then he did and so forth. isnt a relationship built on confidence? if he doesnt say this to people he meets this is going to happen often. OP, this is a FML. remember that u probably werent the first one to do this to him tho. choose ur words differently and be absolutetly sure he wasnt adopted.
heyyyyyy666666 0
wow its not that big of a deal so what hes adopted if he has any sense of humor he will laugh it off my brother is adopted and its so what he would laugh if someone said that this is definately not a fml but i wouldnt say that again, not because you could offend anyone but because its NOT FUNNY!!!
angorashi 0
Christ, why do you tards act like it's a big deal? I'm adopted as well, this shit happens all the time and i laugh it off. If you honestly need the fake sympathy you're getting by telling people you ARE adopted... You've got insecurity problems.
heyyyyyy666666 0
exactly #55 thats what i said
Kel_x 0
YDI for trying to be funny and failing miserable. I don't even find it bitchy like everyone else. It's stupid cos it's not true. Fucktard. How does being adopted mean that you're not loved?
Kel_x 0
YDI for trying to be funny and failing miserable. I don't even find it bitchy like everyone else. It's stupid cos it's not true. Fucktard. How does being adopted mean that you're not loved?
lologirl419 0
"Today, my girlfriend told me that I'm adopted and nobody loves me. I really AM adopted. FML." ^ This is what should be here, not your side of the story. That part is totally your fault. I think I've said everything I need to, because all the other comments have expressed my opinions already =)
picturetaker 0
I don't see the harm. it's not like she knew he was adopted. It would be more messed up if she knew and then said it. take a joke.
jessxoxo28 5
well now u no. dont joke about that stuff
maddog_fml 0
Calm down people, the OP was joking. Apparently she didn't knew that he was adopted. And if she knew, she wouldn't had say it (I think). OP: But why the hell do you say this. it is not really funny at all.