Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Never say that! That's horrible!
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU! Ever think of THAT?! >:|
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cmano13 0
I never get people that say stupid shit like this. It's not funny and it never was. Generic put-downs to everyone you know are just a front for someone with nothing wittier to say, and it's only a matter of time until you offend someone enough that you get told.
thequickredofox 0
And yet people who were adopted clearly WERE loved enough for their adoptive parents to choose them! As an insult it's not very logical. But it's still a cow of a thing to say.
aintgotnogramma 0
Adoptive parents are just as much parents as birth parents, don't ever, ever doubt that. Hdu? Sorry but I hate stupid shit like this. If someone raised you and loved you as their own you are their child regardless. You should apologize. Both for making fun of adopting and for implying that no one loves you if you're adopted. Jfc
haha_89 0
You're terrible
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
It's even worse to say nobody loves you when you joke around about adoption. It's not always like that. Some people just can't raise the babies that they have so they either abort them or try to find a new home and family for them. When somebody does adopt a person or baby, they must love them. Why else would they use their money to provide a home, clothing and food for a person or baby that isn't their own? Adoption isn't a funny subject. My cousin was adopted because her mom was too young and couldn't keep her. My cousin just turned 18 and finally met her birth mom and found out she has a sister. She doesn't go around telling people that too. I didn't even know until I was about 8. I mean, my whole family loves her. She's a great person. It might be funny for you to say that to a friend who you know for a fact isn't adopted, but if you say that to somebody that actually was adopted, you could make them feel awful or upset or even angry. I really hope you learned a lesson from that.
rinzlerkitty94 31
Not to mention the fact that lots of adopted kids already feel abandoned and unloved sometimes. Though, I do occasionally makes jokes about myself, because I was adopted, I'd never do that to anyone else.
waterynuggets 0
YDI for telling shitty ass jokes that aren't funny and hurting his feelers.
7thbillion 0
What are you? 12? Stupid *****.
kbet80 0
As a birth mom, I find that comment incredibly rude and insensitive. My husband and I made an informed, educated decision to give our baby up for adoption--it absolutely did not mean that we did not love the baby, it just meant we knew we were ill-equipped for a baby at that time. YDI for being a jerk. Adopted kids are MORE loved because they were chosen.
Hazy_fml 0
Quoted for truth.
Ret_fml 0
I agree entirely. Plus, some parents adopt because they are unable to have kids themselves. I really doubt the adoptive parents 'don't love him' if they gave him a home.
kbet80 0
@140: Actually the comment has everything to do with me--by saying "you're adopted, no one loves you" it implies that someone gave you up because they didn't love you. In fact, the opposite is true. We already had one young child at home, and in order to provide a better life for both kids, we decided to give the one I was pregnant with up for adoption. We love him enough to want a better life than I would have been able to give him. People who have never been involved in the process do not understand, and have no right to make hurtful comments like that.
awuh_man 0
OP, you're a bitch. seriously? the only peson I would even joke about being adopted is my brother. and I don't say nobody loves you. we just say, 'you were adopted.' and we know neither of us were. YDI, that was awful. I seriously hope that he breaks up with you and finds someone better.