Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML
Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
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Top comments
shaynashakesit 0
Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.
ChefFrenchie 0
well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.
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Comments (265)
Nikkir95 4
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA U GOT SOME BIG FEET!! LOL !!!!!
neya_fml 0
Jeez! Your girlfriend rocks. Get some karma sutra and other sex books to help her out. She's willing to try and this could be great for both of you!!! Needless to say- my fiancé is in the small range. He's also BY FAR the best I've ever had.Guys who are confident with the size never try to please.
Albino_Mag 0
Think about it this way. She might think you have a small ****, while technically you don't, and even if you are a bit small, she is trying to make the best of it, instead of just dumping you or something. She obviously just wants to get the most pleasure for both of you.
lakergurl91 0
MARRY HER!!
darkmis1 18
well at least she wuz looking for ways to make it more interesting despite your size
noonecaresurfat 0
it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean.... then again you can't get to France in a row boat :/
AnaMaree 0
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whatever4 0
If she thinks you are small and hasn't left you yet you must have somthing she likes. If it upsets you that she is trying to find somthing to make your life better then you should click on the search and do a little studying. This will be a problem for life. FYL
cima3695 0
Hey jandersoniii weren't you like a feminist a while ago? Maybe your bipolar?? Or a rude transexual... But anways... GO **** YOURSELF. because trust me no one else is ever gonna do it for you douchebag.
devendra_fml 0
you deserve it for using a computer.
XxKate1294xX 0
LOL!