Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML
Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
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Top comments
shaynashakesit 0
Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.
ChefFrenchie 0
well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.
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Comments (265)
benshady 0
haha that sucks for you. Go to this website http://www.vigrxplus.com/ They have products that will make your penis bigger and hopefully you and your girlfriend will have a better sex life. LMAO!
robert99902 0
morons, it never said that he used google? it just said he checked the history
happylittleman 0
When an FML says "when using google," people generally take it to mean that the OP was using google.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Even if she was looking it up, you should say your life is ******. She wants to make your sex life good, silly. Be grateful!
kapay 0
That sucks your girlfriend has a small penis bwhahaha.
hayno 0
Not really an FML. It would be an FML if you had an 11 inch ****. You deserve it for not being mentally secure enough to deal with your small penis
StraightUpFdUp 0
Well at least you know she's sticking with you small penis or not, she's tryin to make it work =) lol
Megasadface 0
Well I can understand why it would kind of suck for you to find out that's what she thinks, but just like everyone says, at least she's understanding, and not some bitch who would leave you or make fun of you for it. Plus, it doesn't necessarily mean you have a small penis. Different girls are used to different things. To some girls, an 8-inch dick may be average according to their experiences, and may be anything smaller than that is considered small. Just try and be optimistic on the situation.
I_am_stupid_also 6
I've heard that there are products to help with penis size. If only there was a way for news of those products to reach consumers.
roznic 0
She's tryna improve it! at least shes not gunna kick you out cos of it! it could be worse!
kellster 2
Is this an FML because you have a small penis? What, did you not know? Please tell me that you're not actually upset because your girlfriend is trying to figure out how the hell to extract a little pleasure from your tiny dick, and was nice enough to not bring the issue up with you at all, much less in an insulting or hurtful way! It's not her fault your penis is so wee she can't even feel it!