Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML
Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
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Top comments
shaynashakesit 0
Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.
ChefFrenchie 0
well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.
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atrialfib29 0
extenze!!!! put 100 tabs with 8oz of milk on a blender and drink it like a damn protien shake!!! LOL!!!! sorry dude but Austin powers said it's not the size that matters it's how you use it....
Jaguaress 2
I agree with those who are saying that it's a good thing because she's willing to make it work. We can't help our "sizes" like that, and I've known girls who broke up over unit size. Definitely make sure you're good at foreplay, because that's important, too. Since you saw that in her history, ask her if she found any new positions she wants to try. :)
lady307 0
Haha well at least she's tryna work with you!
coolcreep 0
@ 131, thats not how averages work. You are thinking of medians. It is entirely possible to have the majority of penises either above or below the average, depending on their distribution. For example if I have 6 apples, and 4 other people each have 1 apple, 4 of 5 people are under the average of 2.
Hourglass1117 0
Exactly what I was about to tell them. So due to the distribution of dick size, when your dick is big, it's ******' big. haha.
Herborist 0
Now you gotta wonder, is it for you, or for herself? Think about it...
christopherlove 0
I like the part where you found out you have a small penis.
fabbitsrabbit 0
well u shud be thankful that shes trying to work with it
Jsmoov21 0
LMAO to #84 LOL no but really, i agree w/ most the ppl that shes actually trying to look for ways to still enjoy herself....
All_I_Need 4
That means she loves you and is just trying to love having sex with you. Penis size doesn't really matter anyway... you can always use your tongue and your fingers... and well, try another position !
div01 2
Lets try to look on the bright side. You have a small penis, and your girlfriends search history isnt best sex positions for huuuge monster size cocks. So at least shes workin with what you got!