Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML
Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
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Top comments
shaynashakesit 0
Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.
ChefFrenchie 0
well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.
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thelovelykira 0
Well, she obviously is just trying to make it better. At least she isnt being an ass about it and shoving it in your face >.> That, and someone else could have used the computer, or, for some odd reason google history doesnt always even show YOUR history, it just shows suggestions lol. So who knows o.o
noaman 0
I guess somebody needs to start taking the blue pill. no. 3 (at least on my iPhone he is) - go kill yourself
Alexgoesfml 3
Hey if you are 5.5 inches or more you are average. If not hey at least she can tolerate your small penis, and doesn't tell you that you have one.
babybarb 0
Your girlfriend's life is ****** :( My boyfriend is very well endowned, so I can't help but feel sympathy for your girl.
loltreated 0
#59 (babybarb), you're a douche. Nobody wants to see you brag about your boyfriend being well "endowned." You look like a real bitch saying that you pity the OP's girlfriend because you have such a physically pleasing boyfriend and she doesn't. I hope you don't have that kind of condescending attitude about everything. OP, I agree with most of these other people who've said your girlfriend probably loves you a lot and isn't a superficial bitch.
lobby0ne 0
oooh damn man, go get some extenza or something
fjc6 0
If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me... I'd have a dollar.
AshleyRose784 0
at least she's trying to work with it
FreedomFirst 0
Hey, she still likes you. I mean, this was the first inkling you had that she thought it was small, right? Don't sweat it.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Yeah, not an FML. Trying to make the most out of what little you've got says a lot about her character. She could have just left you or cheated.
redbluegreen 41
Embrace the small penis. Embrace it!