Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML
Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
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Top comments
shaynashakesit 0
Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.
ChefFrenchie 0
well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.
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Comments (265)
stevenstyle 2
FYL for having a small penis.. im no giant down there but at least im not small. dont sweat it tho, some girls actually like small dicks (no sarcasm intended)
warrenthewalrus 0
Maybe you should start investing in male enhancement pills? At least she didn't dump you.
ilg4evr 0
HAHA I actually laughed out loud at this one...like a crazy person, alone in my room
dberri05 2
you should just be glad that she didn't break up with you the first time she saw your penis.
kapay 0
Sucks your girlfriend has a small penis bwhahaha.
LittleMiss1 0
Maybe shes cheating on you with a dude with a smaller penis?? oh wait thats not any better....
Out4aTwist 0
its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean!
timmyp53 0
dude **** your life.... im about 6 inches and i think im small but my girfriend thinks otherwise but she could be lying but i always smile and think of this site in case i find something like this.
stevenstyle 2
6 in. is normal size, dont worry bout it.
plexico 4
Yeah, don't let **** actors indicate what "normal" is. They are freaks. Have you noticed how ugly most male **** stars are? It's because dicks that big are very rare, so the movie makers take them no matter how disgusting they are everywhere else.
filmil 0
lol they changed sex to intimacy ROFL
holagirl2 0
its okay. small penis, good for head :]