Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
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EffMEffinL 0
That reminds me of the time I passed by my friend at school in the hallway, and said, "What's up?" she looked hurt and didn't respond. Later, I asked her why. She thought I said 'Shut up'. Communication Fail.
saranottelling 7
What I really want to know is why you greeted her with "Hey sweetheart" on the1st date. That's more of a 5th-10th date thing. On the 1st-5th dates you greet each other by name. The 10th date and up you start making those really horrible nicknames that make your friends sick each time you use them.
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Comments (86)
zebrapattern 6
you're not even dating, she's just your crush, it's only your first date, and you're calling her sweetheart? I'd be soo creeped out.
k99 5
Did you explain it to her. Aplogize, if she's not crazy then she'll understand accident like that happen. I think it's okay he called her sweetheart. It that pookie and muffin things that disgust me. Sweetheart os okay. Everyone needs to relax. He could just be that kind of guy, I'm a girl and I see no problem with it
kchabot 2
Hahahahaaa lol sryy dude lol
sorrowsangel89 1
I gotta say, it seems a little stalkerish anyways to call a girl sweetheart on the first date. She's not ur gf yet.
charvisioku 22
Eh? How are people creeped out at "sweetheart"? I don't see how that's weird. If he was calling her "snugglebum" or something, I'd get what your problem was... but sweetheart? Try taking things less seriously guys...
Murilirum 23
First date? Not the appropriate time to whip out the sweethearts and babes quite yet.
longtimesunshine 4
sweetheart is the cutest word in the book
earmuffs 7
Annunciate better
mmcewen 15
Honestly she ain't worth it.