Today, I found out that people in the apartment to the left, in the one to the right and in the one above mine all tested positive for Covid, a week ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tested positive for COVID. This wouldn’t be a big deal, except my entire family has now fallen like a stack of dominos, and despite being asymptomatic, I now have to quarantine. My work stopped doing COVID leave in November. FML
Today, I tested positive for Covid. Not only do I feel absolutely miserable, but I was at work all day yesterday, interacting with the public. Also, the day before that, I hung out at a friend's house with a 3-month-old infant. If any one of them get Covid, it's my fault. FML
Today, I found out I might have Covid due to my manager's roommate getting it by being irresponsible. Two days ago, I found out I may have hep A from getting takeout at a restaurant. FML
Today, despite getting all vaccinations and taking all precautions, I've tested positive for Covid. Again. FML
Today, on the first day of the first week off together with my family in six months, we’re all quarantined with positive COVID tests. By the time we’re off quarantine, I’ll be back at work. FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, I found out my roommate was exposed to COVID back on New Year's. She tested positive on the 4th and was scared too tell me because she, "didn't want me to see her as irresponsible." Now I can't work for 2 weeks and need to find a place to stay because my roommate still doesn't think it's "that serious." FML
Today, I woke up with a dry cough, which is a red flag for COVID. I took a home test, came up positive; went to a doctor, same result. I get home, mask up, and tell my roommates to test. I'm still in the process of telling the family I can't make it for Thanksgiving when my roomies test positive, too. FML
Today, I'm in quarantine after testing positive for Covid. Two weeks after starting a new job. Two months after receiving the vaccine. FML
Today, I caught a cold. Turns out that the neighbours who have noisy children have also caught COVID and have to isolate for a week. I not only have to deal with a cold, but I have to overhear kids shows and crying through the thin wall dividing our houses. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21
Then don't leave your house without a mask and wash your hands after touching doorknobs. Should have been your thing in the first place. Moment you get in, wash your hands. Before you eat or touch your face, clean those hands. I'm also lucky because I'm an introvert, so after my job where I have to constantly see people, talk to people, clean their butts and help them to/use the bathroom. Have them touch my hair because I'm black and they never saw black people before, medicate them, be in close proximity with them, I go home and don't go back out until I have to go back to work or if i have to go to the store. I don't hate my job, but it is a lot of closeness for a pandemic, Haha. I of course wear a mask, but the patients don't. And we only wear the N95s if we have confirmed patients with covid on the covid side. Good luck with those asymptomatic ones who slip through the cracks and expose us because ER didn't test them before sending them to a non covid side/floor.
Nhayaa2.0 17
Sounds like you weren't invited to the neighbourhood party... you must be a terrible neighbour 😆 Avoid them, take the stairs, don't touch the doors with your hands, wear a mask. Good luck!
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rotflqtms_ 21
Then don't leave your house without a mask and wash your hands after touching doorknobs. Should have been your thing in the first place. Moment you get in, wash your hands. Before you eat or touch your face, clean those hands. I'm also lucky because I'm an introvert, so after my job where I have to constantly see people, talk to people, clean their butts and help them to/use the bathroom. Have them touch my hair because I'm black and they never saw black people before, medicate them, be in close proximity with them, I go home and don't go back out until I have to go back to work or if i have to go to the store. I don't hate my job, but it is a lot of closeness for a pandemic, Haha. I of course wear a mask, but the patients don't. And we only wear the N95s if we have confirmed patients with covid on the covid side. Good luck with those asymptomatic ones who slip through the cracks and expose us because ER didn't test them before sending them to a non covid side/floor.
Bhrugu 9
Thanks lmao
Nhayaa2.0 17
Sounds like you weren't invited to the neighbourhood party... you must be a terrible neighbour 😆 Avoid them, take the stairs, don't touch the doors with your hands, wear a mask. Good luck!
vampireincubi 3
you'll be fine. and I'd be willing to bet they'll survive
Glitterbaby2613 20
you'll be aight, it's not like you live with em