Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks we're lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year-old girl, for my grandpa. FML
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
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Kitten125 0
Well, it is understandable she would think that considering the situation....
dwights 0
grandmas jsut jealous.
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Comments (105)
jake_fml 0
i hear things like this with girls all the time how come guys never get in this kind of situation because we know no good comes of flashing your junk on the webcam
Ethan205 0
you should've thought that one through a little more before you decided to flash your friend.
Zooma_fml 0
You're an absolute idiot, flashing in front of the grandmother like that. And no, all the grandma jokes previously posted are not funny. You need to start taking responsibility for your actions, idiot
jerredhair 1
Brilliant! Well, are you? video footage needed...
alex_vik 1
I agree with the granny. What would posses you to flash your friend?
fail_truck 0
My friends and I are very very very close, but something we would never do would be to expose ourselves to one another...that's a little, well, ho-ish.
mikuxxhatsune 32
True. The closed I have done to that os changing for PE in the changerooms.
LordP123 0
You were...joking around with your friend.....so you FLASHED her? Yep. The grandma's right. You are a lesbian. Straight people don't flash their friends as jokes.
squeaky_fml 0
I've flashed and been flashed by my female friends. It's a normal thing for girls to do. I once flashed about 10 people in order to win a card game. (It worked!)
niregorf 0
not a normal thing for girls to do, there is a difference between flashing for no other reason then as a 'joke' and changing in the locker rooms.
imthepsycho 0
just because you flash someone jokingly doesn't mean you are a lesbian, that is just stupid. It shouldn't really matter, girls all have the same parts anyways, and if you do it as a joke there is no sexuality involved in that. I know tons of girls who do that as a joke, so I don't know where this whole "lesbian" thing comes from, haha. If girls can dress and undress in school showers and locker rooms then flashing each other shouldn't be a big deal. boobies aren't really that bad, and it definitely isn't "ho-ish", with those silly intentions. A word of advice from me, just try not to do it when family is around, haha.
BrittyBFMV 0
There's a big difference between getting changed infront of each other, and flashing ur friend, when u flash someone u usually don't have any other intention than them seeing ur boobs, a little different to needing to change ur shirt. Some sexuality comes into it.
Moomoomoo_fml 0
We don't believe you... we're going to need some proof of the alleged 'flashing' :P
joseeeeee 4
horny bastard