Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks we're lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year-old girl, for my grandpa. FML
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
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Kitten125 0
Well, it is understandable she would think that considering the situation....
dwights 0
grandmas jsut jealous.
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Comments (105)
D2theLux 0
Too bad my Grandma is dead or I would ask for a re-enactment. Lol j/k I wouldn't do that. This is kind of funny though.
ioku4 0
you're an idiot for flashing someone online.
CeltricShock 0
LOL, you deserved that and are an idiot for flashing someone, and it being online, and... i mean come on!!! And why would you flash a girl, O.o even if it was your friend, that's still kind of ****. It's not like you see men flashing their penises to other men. O_O
K1ll_M3_N0w 0
You actually kind of DO! You mean to tell me that you have been alive for more than five years, and have never heard a story bout a guy flashing a guy?!?
slutmuffin 0
Um, i agree with grannie there. Why would you randomly flash your friend? I mean, I'm not a dude, but for a guy, I highly doubt one dude would flash his penis to another dude (his friend) as a friendly gesture...:S that is just rather strange for a girl to do.
CeltricShock 0
It's not like you see men flashing their penises to other men. O_O
Chaith 16
It's fine as long as you say "no ****" after.
f__kY_urLif__ 0
you mean you're not?
member0987654321 0
omg! :O
Misanthropist 0
You totally deserved that, but it's awesome nonetheless :)
jdrives 0
#26 - truth.