Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML
Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
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giantsfan2010 23
I would probably throw up just from that whole thing happening
wheresmymary 22
He was probably really embarrassed
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Comments (75)
rachelthelime_fml 29
Poor you...I hope you could change clothes or wash quickly OP CX
thefmlman2011 37
he shouldn't of had the churros beforehand.
neutralize 12
At least it didn't go in your mouth? I hope not... FYL, OP!
IDerive 12
Number 1 reason to sit in the front....
DaEpicTaco 13
Nasty and disturbing I guess it happens FYL op.
Titan_Slayer 21
They say that life is a roller coaster, and if someone is with you, then they might throw up on you. Apparently this is can also happen from somebody in front of you. Life lesson: Never let anybody else in front of you.
Zebediabolical 45
You deserve it. Everyone knows it happens but just imagines it won't happen to them. It sucks, sure, but it's part of the price of admission.
Miss_Mandi 29
How does that make OP deserve it? OP does not deserve that kind of bad luck.
Titan_Slayer 21
Maybe for not sitting in the front? But in case you haven't noticed, not everybody can sit in the front.
NathanSchmitz988 7
Getting puke on was NOT part of the agreement, home boy
ScarlieC 25
Am I the only one that started reading the FML and then thought 'oh no, the vomit is going to hit OP in the face' before I read the last bit?
alligator729 15
Am I the only one who really wants to know what roller coaster it was?
isawan09 14
At least it didn't go in your mouth!