Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
Today, I'd taken this girl I'd recently met through Facebook dating to my family cabin. Apparently, her hygiene wasn't that great, because she didn't shower all weekend. The entire 4-hour ride back to her house was miserable, as every time she opened up her legs it smelled like a dead rat. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML
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AwsumShyGuy 12
Yeah, you shouldn't have said that in the first place anyways. Even if it wasn't his mother. Remember that hobo story?
SpoonsAndPickles 5
I'm wondering why they didn't greet each other
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Comments (135)
rsunshine2020 13
Thats not the wisest thing to say on a first date.. Oh and have you smelled the devil's toenail?
Kitastropheee 12
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all! ;)
CaysonJon 11
YDI for being so judgmental
BunBunBabe 8
This whole story is confusing. He should have addressed her in public unless she was spying on their date and if he doesn't smell horrible why would his mother smell wretched? If they live in the same house
Migole 36
1. Be careful on first dates. You don't know who the other one might know. 2. I honestly can't believe how everyone on here is all like "uuuh, don't be judgemental. don't talk bad. You're probably a horrible person" I agree you shouldn't judge others but seriously?? Everyone does it once in a while and if that woman really did look and smell as bad as described by op then I can see why op would say she thinks she's disgusting without thinking twice. It doesn't mean she's a bully or that she's judgemental towards others. It's just that she wasn't very happy about an incredibly smelly person passing her. I bet at least half of you would've done the same. If everyone was a saint we wouldn't live in a world like this -.- Sorry for the rant.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Are those really the only options: saint or judgemental bitch? There's no middle ground at all, then? I've encountered disheveled, unpleasant-scented people before; I felt pity or sadness for them (depending on what I surmised their circumstances to be). We all judge people. OP went a step further and made a deregatory remark about this woman without provocation. It was rude and says much about OP's character and maturity level.
MindFreakazoid 10
Never judge a book by its cover, ever. I personally don't judge people :)
PaganCharmFairey 3
And I guess that's where the date ended?
CRC_101 31
Putting down other people on an early date is just about one of the easiest and yet most universally unbeneficial mistakes a person can make. Too easy to go wrong, too difficult to go right. If a guy made a comment of that nature while I was still getting to know him well, it would probably be a permanent turn-off. That's why I say it - you could be a great person, but sometimes these negative comments can kill an image. Resist, resist!
onlychildFTW 34
I think OPs boyfriend doesn't talk to his mother much so I do t think it's a big deal pointing out her disgustingness.
kaspike123 0
You shouldn't have said that. It's really rude to say bad things to people you don't know and to people you do know.