justin Bieber
Westland, United States
Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
PrinceOfBritain
Chesapeake, United States
Good boy
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
FrozenAnonymus
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
adad
France
Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad boy
Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML
Anonymous
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
fEk
Australia
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Anonymous
Thanks, Dave
Today, I opened the door to a delivery girl with a towel around my waist as I was just out of the shower. My dog was going crazy at the courier, and when she handed me the touchpad to sign for the package, my dog decided it would be a good idea to pull my towel off. FML
DOGSNACHER
United States
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
GotMyBitchBack
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Zanesville, United States
Bold move
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Top comments
dweeds508 24
Holy shit, was it ok???
Pike313 14
Sounds like a ruff situation
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Comments (126)
Dexter83_fml 17
Wish I could do that
littleking94 14
Hope it was big enough to swim.
kittykat1501 31
I modded dis!
wakemeupplease 21
Poor dog not for what happened to him today... poor for having to deal with Justin Bieber!!!
alex_gen 39
Swimming away from Justin Bieber is justified.
iwashere12345678 8
Can we all take a moment here that their is Justin bieber ?
hanna_1626 20
Poor thing!
hawkette_54 14
Good thing dogs have webbed feet and can swim:) hope the dog was ok.
Zebediabolical 45
Some dogs have webbed feet. Not all dogs.
morganmck 15
YDI for being justin bieber?
LuluRichards 20
Poor pup! Hope he's alright