justin Bieber
Westland, United States
Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
PrinceOfBritain
Chesapeake, United States
Good boy
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
FrozenAnonymus
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
adad
France
Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad boy
Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML
Anonymous
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
fEk
Australia
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Anonymous
Thanks, Dave
Today, I opened the door to a delivery girl with a towel around my waist as I was just out of the shower. My dog was going crazy at the courier, and when she handed me the touchpad to sign for the package, my dog decided it would be a good idea to pull my towel off. FML
DOGSNACHER
United States
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
GotMyBitchBack
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Zanesville, United States
Bold move
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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dweeds508 24
Holy shit, was it ok???
Pike313 14
Sounds like a ruff situation
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Comments (126)
jakers8424 18
YDI for being Justin Bieber
wtffml1979 22
Towel or dog? Looks just alike to me also. Anyway hope he or she is ok.
hellnosucka 27
if your dog can fly, then he's a unicorn hybrid. with super powers. And wings.
EsteriGermaine 16
Is the dog okay?
Emma1562 35
Hope u tie him down next time
luststarrr 22
#47: Or you could use a leash that's not long enough to let that happen...
pink_lightning 16
Or the boat could have a wreck, people will get tossed way out, and the tied dog drowns.
tdawg91 17
Or you could remember that most dogs (especially ones that are used to being on boats) are good swimmers and he probably enjoyed himself. I had to hold my old dog while my ex drove the boat just to stop him from jumping in while the motor was going
iceking53 8
and poof he's a sea lion
ArturoJames 13
Snoop Flyin'?
AmayaR 12
Dogfish
lol_mar11 8
OP, I really really hope your dog is okay!
thathobothere 17
Kinda new here. OP is Original Poster, right?
nhaba1214 19
Is he okay !!!!!!!!!!!
Hyenayena 27
Dogs can swim... Hopi to it was a lake or something where you could turn around and get him or her on board asap
kkcanadian 9
Seems like it would've been graceful... If it was making any noose though, it couldn't have been a towel