Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I got a new, short haircut. Now I look like my little brother who died two years ago. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
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DogsPaw 16
Well older brothers often mess with little brothers... Just do shit that will annoy him, just like he wanted.
NothingsEasy 4
That is just terrible......
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Comments (75)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
12- he's illiterate. Or drunk.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Damn mobile app.
PantyGAMES 10
12- your picture goes so perfectly with your comment.
SkoomaKi 28
Burn one of his toys. Make sure to do it in front of him. It's the only way to balance the universe.
abouttosleep 5
So that's where my elder brother got this idea from in my childhood. Oh well I saved it from the toaster and it became my favorite for years!
lucianaamelia 21
That's so mean :(
YesyDidWhat 0
I totally feel you OP, I have an 8 year old brother myself and one time he threw my brand new iPod to the floor because he was upset-.- I swear I always wanted a sister, or a puppy would of been nice too. Sorry OP but I do think you must get revenge, it definitely will teach him a lesson to not mess with you again.
shawnaishere 14
I did that to my father when i was little, he had to run straight to the barber.
perdix 31
Dumb kid. He's gonna need a welder's torch and a cadaver penis.
jayfreeman80 0
WOW - you must be a really deep sleeper!! Crazy!!!
ciumegu 6
All you gotta do is wait for him to nap and shave him bald
naughtylez82 4
Um isn't he a little old to do shit like that? Sorry op fyl