Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I got a new, short haircut. Now I look like my little brother who died two years ago. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
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DogsPaw 16
Well older brothers often mess with little brothers... Just do shit that will annoy him, just like he wanted.
NothingsEasy 4
That is just terrible......
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Comments (75)
NoahEibon 11
If he was my little bro and did that to me, he would've been bitch slapped so hard, nobody messes with my hair.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's messed up on so many levels.
HighGTurn 12
I just lost some IQ points reading that.
Sakura11101 4
I'd probably go on a rampage if that happened to me. I've grown my hair out for years and I can't stand having short hair. I hope your hair grows back fast though. FYL.
Eiregal2 10
I'd ******* throttle him, seriously! if I had a little brother and he did that to me that boy would be entering a world of pain.
iwadasn 33
The OP is his older sister, and he wants an older brother instead. He thought cutting off a girl's hair would somehow magically turn her into a boy, thus the FML.
False_Stupidity 42
Hair today, gone tomorrow... Sounds like the relationship between you and your little brother got a bit hairy but maybe you should remove his man bits so that he won't be able to sire any hairs... ... ok, i'll stop now
Chandler1Bing 0
"Nice half-ro." "What?!"
Aealyn 1
OP...have you read the Song of Fire and Ice books? Do you know who Gregor Clegane is? Just...thought you might take solace in knowing you don't have the worst sibling in the world...
evie779 5
oh what the **** I would so not like if my brother would do some jack up stuff like that I would cut all his ****** hair like what the ****