Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
Bad hair day
Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML
Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Time is on my side
Today, I, a person who will be 21 in a few months, was mistaken for my mom's older brother. My mom is in her fifties. Apparently this is becoming increasingly common, because the world sucks. I didn't realize it was affecting me this badly. FML
Not anyone's favorite
Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Top comments
Nightwing98 22
Don't be too down on yourself, maybe he just looks like a girl.
Nikkitaria 9
She's the man!
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Simbaby 23
Does he get mistaken to be his twin sister ??
gatorgirl2669 6
um.. might be time to try some make up, and a new hair style and color... maybe even some new clothes too... good luck with that
kristenmg21 10
This isn't a bad thing. My sister-in-law and her twin brother look very identical to each other... If her brother grew his hair out, and cross-dressed, he would match her almost completely.
upgradestorm1 20
Isn't that the plot of "She's the Man?"