Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
Bad hair day
Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML
Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Time is on my side
Today, I, a person who will be 21 in a few months, was mistaken for my mom's older brother. My mom is in her fifties. Apparently this is becoming increasingly common, because the world sucks. I didn't realize it was affecting me this badly. FML
Not anyone's favorite
Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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Nightwing98 22
Don't be too down on yourself, maybe he just looks like a girl.
Nikkitaria 9
She's the man!
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Comments (34)
perdix 31
Either you need to start dresses or your brother needs to stop wearing them!
mld4657 28
Um grow your hair is what I would suggest....
ShakeDisPlace 10
What if OP's brother has long hair?
mld4657 28
Then he should cut his hair and look like a boy not a girl...
Steve95401 49
I didn't know Justin Bieber had a twin sister.
blue001 5
26- mtchew, go get a life. idiot ****. also, i didnt know u had a twin sister.. bitch... why dont u stick to the Fml next time
skyeyez9 25
Some siblings look exactly alike even if they are the opposite sex. My friend has a girl and boy whose faces look nearly identical, despite being 3yrs apart. If you put a long haired wig on her son, he'd be a mirror image of his sister. Probably just a slip of the tongue that they accidentally call you by your brother's name.
monnanon 14
i know siblings like that too. its scary how much some people can look alike and not be identical twins.
skyeyez9 25
Even some of their physical mannerisms are alike. His voice is deeper, but they both have the same laugh. It's crazy how much they are alike, although they think they look nothing alike. My brother and I don't look that much alike. Our eyes are the same, but hair color and physical features are very different. My brother is short and stocky with a muscular build. I have a skinny, small frame build (like my mom).
worldclassrager 41
Grow your hair out longer...or have him keep his hair shorter...
Dawnstempest 17
You da' man. Well sorta.
kaybee41906 13
Is your name Viola?
colvindj 22
Well if you get mistaken for him then that sure says a lot about him then
Enslaved 38
I hope the person making the mistakes wasn't your Mamma, Mia. :P
LenZClan 4
He's a Sheva lol. Don't feel bad, your opinion is hat matters:)