Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
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YaLubluTebya 0
wow who would draw on their computer
lostfaithinpppl 19
How's this not 100% YDI??????
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chetchatter 5
dumbshit 110% YFDI
meliannoo 5
Get a Mr. Clean magic eraser sponge and dip it in gasoline, be careful not to let any of the liquid drip or run down into your computer. (even the ledge on the screen.) I've also heard of getting a dry erase marker and writing over the permanent marker, then let it dry, and wipe it off. be gentle when trying to clean your computer screen, you wouldn't want to make the situation worse.
azuke1 0
ulicksam 0
One of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You so deserve it.
IAmOtter 0
"I shot my brother and gave him a band aid. But he still died. FML"
bigdurrdy 4
If you can get some xylene (generally from a lab), it will get the permanent marker off. And for the record, you're an idiot.
smokindagoo 0
who does stupid crap like that even if your sure its gonna come off , what are you six. your lap top is not a dry erase bored moron
lostsoul1715 0
DUMBASS
felisdomestica 2
try non-polar solvent like thinner...the permanent marker should come off after you rub it with thinner. i hope there will be more FMLs this stupid everyday...it's really entertaining. thanks, have a good day!
DaMama3 0
tis the season ppl... just cover your key board n carefully spray your screen with hairspray. wait a moment n wipe off. this works with all plastic too... got kids???
heatherrr23 0
dude your dumb as ****
cpatrick820 3
Dude, you're dumb as ****.* I'm sorry. I couldn't help pointing out the irony.