Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
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Top comments
YaLubluTebya 0
wow who would draw on their computer
lostfaithinpppl 19
How's this not 100% YDI??????
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Comments (267)
Zodiac666 0
You are truly an idiot!
foreveryoung97_fml 2
use asetone (nail polish remover)
dealerdon 0
you do realize there are computer programs that allow you to "draw" on the screen ydi
ObtrusiveDave_fml 0
wow.. What a dumb ass... Good job
SluggerJ 7
it's called PANT dumb blonde if it's a Mac Computer your Fu*kend scrud
ChloroformPanda 21
"it's called PANT dumb blonde..." Please let this be the worst form of irony in history. :|
bopps 4
you are retarded!!! No! u make retarded kids sound smart
grim267 0
why would you think marker would come off the screen?
uupa99 0
just use white out to erase it.
dre_bro11 12
usually someone messes around with their laptop by changing settings and shit, but not you. who the **** draws on a laptop screen anyway; even if it is meant to come off? have you still got the box and shit it came with, cause you need to take it back. dumb people shouldn't own a computer; well at least you anyway.
FlashBurn 13
Now you can easily pull up a picture and see how the person would look with a beard and mustache! Noob, PhotoShop works a lot better.