Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
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YaLubluTebya 0
wow who would draw on their computer
lostfaithinpppl 19
How's this not 100% YDI??????
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Comments (267)
WickedPixie 0
Sounds like a blonde joke...
AreYouRetarded 4
Haha really? Are you retarded?
damian25 0
LAWL YOU FAIL!!! dumb ass
brokengirl30 0
alcohal nail polish remover gets rid of permanent marker really well.
JakobKain 0
obviously people who are stupid enough to make the same mistake thought "awww i HATE it when that happens" and said FYL :)
smashgrab 0
Jackass. I hate everything about you. Please do us all a favor and die before you reproduce and bring more of your kind into existence. What the fcuk did your laptop do to you?
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
Would you happen to be a five-year-old?
TropicalTulipz 0
dumbass...thats soooo retarded!!
shaylin08 0
use fingernail polish remover. IT WORKS!!! I did the same thing.
Imawulfy 4
Fail.. :D Dry Markers ftw :D