Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I got back at my boyfriend for sticking the hoover nozzle in my mouth as a prank by doing the exact same thing to him. Unfortunately, it must have burst a blood vessel in his lip because it swelled right up and his entire lower jaw on the right side is just one massive bruise. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
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Top comments
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.
machiko_fml 0
Kudos to him.
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Comments (69)
The_grumpy_bear 0
haha I would laugh too. But if my boyfriend did that to me, he'd recieve a smack-attack!! D:<
perdix 31
The text was probably from the girl he'd rather be with.
jezzibell 0
nice
cdatribe23 0
hahaha I woulda laughed too:]
Sparx1_1 16
Ok so he has a shitty sense of humour. I'd be more worried about the fact that texting was important than you. It's a text - unless someone is dying there is no reason to stop and deal with it in the middle of making out.
pavloviandoggy 4
Exactly! It's like when people watch TV during sex. You're telling your girlfriend she's not enough on her own.
funzcpl 0
ah, I feel your pain #3. I've gotten elbowed in my fun bags too!
mdog1114 0
lolz
MeganCello 8
@19...fun bags??? Whattt
kiwi00 0
you know... boobs!?
phatdaddy62 23
um. you've never heard fun bags? wow. are you 10?
Syrael 0
xD win. such situations Are funny just because they Are so random!
lolsucks4u 0
I can see why he laughed even though you got hurt it is pretty funny but still FYL for getting your lip busted.
mathew17986g 2
HA HA HA thats horrible lol