Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I got back at my boyfriend for sticking the hoover nozzle in my mouth as a prank by doing the exact same thing to him. Unfortunately, it must have burst a blood vessel in his lip because it swelled right up and his entire lower jaw on the right side is just one massive bruise. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
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Top comments
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.
machiko_fml 0
Kudos to him.
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Comments (69)
sinnedrebel 0
brings new meaning sexting
medfly 2
dunno what is it, but sometimes it's hard to resist laughing in such situations. one time I was like waiting for the bus and two people started fighting in the street and even that...
LMeltdown 4
Proves love hurts!
zackkmann21 0
hahahaha that's nice
YaFYL 0
what a douche for answering a text while making out.
Perplex_fml 2
that's great a text message is more important than you. short term relationship?
FYLx2 0
OP's Bf must play Mw2 alot to have aim such as that. -_- Snipers.
evilcartman 0
ahhh to be 13 again
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
awwww!!! that's so mean!!!! u should dump his ass (or at least make him suffer) oh, I. know! you should have slaped him!!!!
thrAsHeRr9081 16
see Doc's rule #3
RedPillSucks 33
OP, your boyfriend fails at multitasking. He should have been able to flip out his phone and read the text with the phone behind your back, while using the other hand to unsnap your bra and panties, and putting on his condom.
ImaginaryFoe 1
You are either a pimp/player or octopus, RedPill!
RedPillSucks 33
They call me Octo-Pimp, back at the lab. Playa, not so much, but I can satisfy 8 at once, or one eight times.
klutzycleo 5
#46 = WIN