Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said, "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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micahsmommy 13
Perhaps he was hoping you'd say "I love you" back rather than "go deeper".
mikeymayhem_87 15
You did say go deeper, you just didn't specify how! Lol
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Comments (176)
Inferring 7
At least you had sex
TheFamilyElf 17
I think the phrasing you're looking for is, "Doesn't matter, had sex."
Furrywhiplash 14
Oh no! He is showing signs of originality! Slay him!!!
ArrickMorris 4
I think this person is saying its been a while since they got layed lmao
TheElle 6
And how exactly did that kill the mood?
emeraldisle 30
Go deeper is always the response someone is looking for after they say I love you.
perdix 31
"Go deeper" seems like a polite way to say, "Is your penis really that small?"
BostonBruinsLord 0
I agree, Perdix(btw, if you thing I remind u of another Bruins fan on FML, I am)
MrGroovy28 7
I guess you know this from firsthand experience??
effedml 5
19 - Or it could mean he's so big that he was holding back b/c of a misguided fear of hurting OP. I've been there before. But now I've said too much...
Monkeybuttcream 4
"go deeper" is a great response while recieving suprise butt sex! Ya baby!
twisted_cherub 14
I've never used "Go deeper." in bed. I'm not sure how one could go deeper if they're already seriously into it. Nor do I understand why this would be anyone's response to "I love you.".
betterNowThanLat 5
At least your getting some op, I have a boyfriend whos attending college far away. We havent had sex in 3 months. I got on BC 2 months ago thinking we would have sex still .. he left a month ago. FML , your boyfriend is awesome at least hes with u !
XtraEzeee 8
Quit trying to steal the spotlight. This is OP's FML, not yours.
XtraEzeee 8
Quit trying to steal the spotlight. This is OP's FML, not yours.
betterNowThanLat 5
steal the spotlight? not even, i have a right to comment on this post just like any other person. its called "freedom of speech"
ninjadinos 14
I call this "freedom of thumbing down".
2ndSucks 15
"Oh my God guys, I haven't had sex in 3 whole months. I'm so friggin deprived." Suck it up. But not literally, since you're so tortured! We live in a terribly shallow world.
kawaiisakura 12
I love how much sex seems to dominate a relationship. Its not "i miss my bf," no. Its "i miss having sex with my bf, oh god, the worlds going to end without 3 months of sex!" may just be my virginity talking, but my god. Is that all people really care about?
betterNowThanLat 5
Thats not what i meant by that, of course i miss him but OP posted about SEX so thats what i was refering to. damn, not that ******* serious
illmatic2 16
It's called masturbation. That's what I do.
teague95 16
^the virginity is strong in this one
DocBastard 40
Betternowthanlat - Freedom of speech is an American thing. FML was created by a bunch of French dudes. Sure, you can post whatever comment you want. But doing what you did is called attention whoring, and it invites, nay encourages bad-spirited responses like you're getting.
dominic1221 6
Freedom of speech is an ancient Athenian thing actually, buuuuuut I know you were being sarcastic. :D
Wozuh 5
97- An ancient Athenian thing later adopted by the United States, and not France. His point isn't where the idea originated, but rather how France does not have this policy.
dominic1221 6
Yeah it does, it's in the "Déclaration des droits de l'Homme et du Citoyen." It's annoying when some Americans act like they're the only people in the world with a sacred freedom of speech. And in both countries, it only applies to government interference.
Wozuh 5
102- I obviously know less about the topic than you. Please forgive me. I have stuck my nose where it doesn't belong and am now removing it from the situation. However, please do not make sweeping generalizations about all Americans due to my neglect to research more before speaking.
dominic1221 6
I said SOME Americans, not all Americans, you illiterate fuckwad.
Wozuh 5
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Wozuh 5
Ignore that last comment, I entered a character that FML apparently doesn't recognize.
mike3775 39
How is it FML because the boyfriend did technically do what you asked him to do? Its not his fault you didn't explain what you meant
Snafuusmc 12
I got that voice....
Snafuusmc 12
I was born with it! Wtf!
xxdark 3
Hahahaha that's awesome!!
BunBunBabe 8
Bahahaha you did say it! Besides he is just being funny, and you could have stopped that before it happened by just saying I love you too back
Bekll 31
I would have laughed that he took it that way instead. He seems like a great boyfriend. Definitely a keeper.
Capt_Oblivious 10
Maybe OP wanted a James Earl Jones deeper