Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said, "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
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micahsmommy 13
Perhaps he was hoping you'd say "I love you" back rather than "go deeper".
mikeymayhem_87 15
You did say go deeper, you just didn't specify how! Lol
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Comments (176)
htownpostman 16
Go deeper.. What if he said make it tighter?
karmicsamadi86 9
That's hilarious. You should definitely keep him!!
FukUrDreamz 0
Alotta ******!!
LadyyDimplz 0
i would kick my boyfriends ass and not offer sex for a long time lol
BenTaz 7
LMAO XD
damoki 8
Hahahaha! Awesome! He has a great sense of humor!
MeleeManMarguu 4
lol, hes hilarious! its a joke from the 2nd austin powers film when hes giving felicity shagwell a massage. watch it if you dont believe me