Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
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Top comments
teamhat 0
aw poor you. if you have a picture of the two of you, do the same thing and photoshop her out. Maybe put a smiley face on where she should be
briedis 0
That is just rude. Maybe you could ask her why she did that?
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BigLord 0
Goddamnit, so many ignorant people around here. Listen to #29... That's not the point however, if she digitally removed the guy out of that picture... that's just harsh. Really. I would ask her WTF was that about.
Banthestrandland 0
Voted YDI, but I could be convinced to vote the other way, too, if I knew how this longtime crush manifested itself before the date.
BaldOuting 0
that could mean a lot of different things - not all of them bad for you. i mean you had one date right? so you are not exclusive, so maybe she wants to appear available, or maybe she has a strict family and they look at her page, or maybe you looked bad in the picture, or maybe she is not ready for that step after one date!
chea_chea 0
I wouldnt be worked up about it, I could probably go through half my friends list and their profile pic would be just them, and you can tell they cropped people out because they just wanted a pic of themselves up there. If it's Facebook, it even asks what area you want to crop it to immediately after uploading...so yeah, I dont think its an FML or a YDI; Just another post that shouldn't have made it on here.
davidomke 0
I had a girlfriend, not good with computers at all. Two months after she broke up with me, she went to a website that touches up pictures. She took a picture of prom, crop me out, the caption read "A night to remember'
Trix_Disorder 20
Get back on that horse.
backseatfever 0
like literally paintshopped or just cropped you out? cuz the second one happens a lot when the person wants a picture of just themselves and they think it's an attractive one...otherwise if she literally paintshopped you out, that is intense. do you know how much work that must have taken?! sorry dude!
sweetxinsanity 0
If you've only been on one date it might be kind of weird to put a picture of you two up. Thats probably what she was thinking, but liked herself in the picture...
JDM_fml 0
Photoshop yourself back in. :P
Nakedsquirrel 5
I was going to say "That's rough" but all the comments about facebook profiles made me rethink.