Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
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Top comments
teamhat 0
aw poor you. if you have a picture of the two of you, do the same thing and photoshop her out. Maybe put a smiley face on where she should be
briedis 0
That is just rude. Maybe you could ask her why she did that?
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Comments (97)
yme 0
the worst part is if she left the horse in "I think the horse is cuter than you!"
cxal_fml 0
Honestly, if I did this to you, and saw you were so upset you thought it ****** up your life, I'd be glad that I hadn't left you in the photo. Only a future stalker would be thinking twice about something so minor.
balanceMMX 0
paintshop FTW
starshine3987 0
Girls like that give the rest of us a bad name.
Revan_fml 0
Why would you take her horseback riding on the first date? A first date is NOT something huge. Ever.
roachspray 0
#69, obviously she dug it: she put a picture of it on her damn facebook/myspace/website/something page. Horseback riding is a perfectly fine first date, especially if it's something that you do when you're not doing it as a date. If the OP has horses, or has grown up around them, it's not even a little weird as a first date. OP: If you like the girl, blow it off. If it's your first date, she enjoyed it enough to put up a picture of it but doesn't want to explain who the guy is in the picture yet. People avoid things they're not comfortable putting a name on yet, so realize that she's a little dimwitted at times and go from there. It may mean nothing more than that. Do *not* ask her why she did it. Just LET. IT. GO. There's nothing more pathetic than asking people things like "Why didn't you add me back on MySpace?" or "Why'd you cut me out of the picture on your LiveJournal?" It will make you look like a pathetic loser. So will stewing over it WITHOUT saying anything. Let it go. If the two of you were married and she was cutting you out of all the family photos, you've got problems on your hands. This is not that.
N0Luck 0
dont worry you'll get her. what #70 said is probably the best explanation for this problem. Well, its not really a problem either lol
xxyumtasticxx 0
I also agree with #2.
YoungHef 0
Brutal. But #70 Illustrates how someone of some composure should react. Hope you take their advice....
THIS_FML_SUCKS 0
This FML sucks.