Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
She goes to another school
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
You have been warned
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Is this catfishing?
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Pictures of you
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
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teamhat 0
aw poor you. if you have a picture of the two of you, do the same thing and photoshop her out. Maybe put a smiley face on where she should be
briedis 0
That is just rude. Maybe you could ask her why she did that?
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Inspired22 11
Was it her main picture? Because if it was, she might have cropped out anyone in any picture she posted, to make the picture just of her.
DizzleDC 0
you mean photoshopped o_O
TidusBlade 0
Comment her on the photoshop job ;) Unless it sucked in which case she gets a photoshop fail.
andy_fml_fml 0
#10: I didn't mean the annoyance of all those people asking who the guy is but I mean what if the girl kind of has her eyes on another guy and he sees the pictures and the comments(if there are any) and someone asks who the guy is and she says the guy i went on a date with then what......
SmokinGuns 13
Then thats the bitch's faulr. You just don't do that to someone that does nice things for you.
Emrysa 1
Maybe it's because you say things like paint shopped? But seriously, that's an awesome date.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
ummm 14, that is basically WHY this is an FML, not an explanation for why it's okay. The OP feels ****** because he wants to be the guy she wants to date... And to people whining about Paintshop, don't talk unless you know what you're saying. Paintshop is a program that does have photoediting capabilities. Though since people don't really use it for that, or as a verb that often, my bet is that the poster was caught between using "MS Paint" and "Photoshop" and accidentally meshed the two.
shananigans 0
Was it her profile pic? In which case, don't take it personally, lots of people do that cuz they want their profile pic just to be of them. If not then... well, that sucks.
marz88 0
You whiny man child people do that all the time it doesnt mean she doesnt like maybe she just wanted to post that picture with only her in it or she liked the way she looked in it. Grow up.
SamuraiDeli 0
Um...so what? Plenty of people crop people out of their profile pictures.
deliciouskaek 1
BAAAAAAWWWWWW Most likely it was just for the aesthetics of the photo itself. Just ask her why, if you want to know so badly.