Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
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Top comments
teamhat 0
aw poor you. if you have a picture of the two of you, do the same thing and photoshop her out. Maybe put a smiley face on where she should be
briedis 0
That is just rude. Maybe you could ask her why she did that?
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helios_rex 0
All I gotta say is LOL
maddog_fml 0
Haha! I'm with #41 and put 2 horses in it. Then send it to her. FHL
Bumlove89 0
"painted-shopped" I have never ever heard someone use that term before. you mean "cropped?"
foom101 0
She probably is not ready for everyone to know that you guys are dating. Give her some time may be and see what happens if she still seems interested. Some people also like having only themselves in their profile pictures. So don't take it personally unless she has pictures with other people too. If you feel she's not that into you, don't waste your time. You deserve better :)
dakrock13 0
i agree with #6, and 47
blal 0
29 and 33 you are idiots. yes there is a program called paint shop pro and probably dozens of others with paint in their name, however, the most widely used term for editing photos is 'photoshopping', nobody says 'paintshopping'. OP just messed up, you sound even dumber for defending him. besides, OP probably meant to say she cropped him out of the photo, which isn't that bad...
patray_angel 0
I would try to not take it personal. You guys only went on one date, so maybe she thought it would be strange to post a picture of the two of you.
DizzyDemon0 9
Ask her why she did that..Tell her how ya feel about her.. See where it goes. Check back in.
iamspartacus2 0
Yeah, that isn't the best thing, but she could have done worse. After all, you have only been on one date and she might be too embarrassed to keep you in the picture. In which case you are stepping in a minefield.
Omsok 0
If you are both on FB then put the photo of you two as your home page photo and post i tin photos. She shows pure class, for sure! Oy