Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
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teamhat 0
aw poor you. if you have a picture of the two of you, do the same thing and photoshop her out. Maybe put a smiley face on where she should be
briedis 0
That is just rude. Maybe you could ask her why she did that?
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Comments (97)
manstie 1
paint shopped? i think you just mixed photoshop with paint...
NoirBlancCouture 0
I agree with #2. Do unto others as others has done unto you. I think that's how the quote goes.
itsTiffany 0
Don't assume anything at first and ask her why she did that.
davidtheday 0
Stop whining and ask her out on a second date. But nothing fancy, you need to make sure she isn't using you for horseback riding and the like. If she says yes, you're golden. Otherwise, find a new girl, and don't waste your time.
ilse1989 0
Paint shopped? Really? :p Na, I wouldn't worry too much about it. If I take a picture and I happen to like my face on it, I cut everybody off and put it in my profile pic :p So don't worry, it's (probably) nothing personal.
i_like_chicks 0
dude screw her, she's not worth it.... find someone who takes you for who you are. there's plenty of chicks like her. but there's only few of the one's that deserve better than a ****** one-night stand
rooooooooar 0
To those whining about his use of the phrase "paint shopped" -- There is in fact a photo editing program called Paint Shop Pro, so stop whining about the editing software that she used...
Claire_bear 0
I say you photo shop her out of your life!
Stork 0
This FML was kind of confusing, but after realizing you were saying photo Shop, not paint shop, I kinda got it.
lesb_lv 0
It is HER webpage. She might have a lot of reasons not to put you in it, but it doesnt mean she dont want to date you anymore. 1) She didnt ask permission to publish his photo. 2) Maybe she wants it just for her - its her page. Are there any other people in her published pictures at all? 3) She has unfinished previous relationship(s)... and just 4) she doesnt like you 5) does not want other people see you together. If 1 or 2 - its ok, its not FYL. if 3 - consider not dating her anymore. if 4 or 5 then she has already decided not to date you and its FYL...