Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Is this catfishing?
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
Caught in the act
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
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WCARlover 35
Better to lose a shallow girl fast instead of wasting time on her
benne76 0
been there too. whenever I feel bad about my appearance I remember, no matter what look like you are someone's masturbatory fantasy.
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Comments (23)
wendyokoopa23 0
I've been there hug
WCARlover 35
Better to lose a shallow girl fast instead of wasting time on her
benne76 0
been there too. whenever I feel bad about my appearance I remember, no matter what look like you are someone's masturbatory fantasy.
sibu12345 13
Where did you get that from @.@
RichardPencil 32
Happens to me about a third of the time. Honestly, I'd rather them dump me online than sit through an awkward date with me. I'm not much better myself. Once I see an unattractive pic, I let the convo dwindle until I can quietly pull away.
valkyrienzk 4
Was the picture of your dick?
kev1029 22
Happens every day man
moondoglou420 17
That's why it's better to talk to people in person, or at least get a profile pic.. speaking of which, is FML ever going to fix their profile pic issue or are the new ads the only thing that matters?
TheDistance567 10
FML doesn't fix things lol. Honestly they barely change anything. I've had this app since 2009 and the layout is almost exactly the same. It's been a poor quality app pretty much since day one.
RedCronos 17
Maybe you left her speechless.
emiyusa92 1
I sympathise, but honestly - all of us have probably done something like this at some point. Looks matter for first impressions.
cheshireau 26
I think almost every one of Us has been there at some point. Me? It's a constant thing. You have someone out there who will see you and will fall head over heels and this bitch won't even matter.