Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, as I was taking a walk, I heard a cyclist and so I wanted to move to the other side of the sidewalk for them. It turns out that I walked directly in front of them instead. Nearly scared them to death. FML
Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
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larrena2377 26
I would say call the police, but....
worldclassrager 41
If only bikes had plates to report
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Comments (99)
nasti362 5
Was he black?
ccrex 7
Pay more attention to who is around and what is going on around you. If you had been more aware you probably could of prevented this. At least hold on to your phone better. This has been on the news that people are not paying enough attention and people will just run by or something and snatched a phone. The person is going too fast for the owner to see the person stealing their phone so the people can't do anything. Also get the tracking app for your phone. Droids and Apple products have them.
kittycat69 5
How did u write this then xD
wigglecow 3
Then how did you write this without you phone?
AliciaMeow 12
A magical thing called a laptop.
wigglecow 3
How did you write this without your phone?
darkfireflame 15
YDI. Next time put your phone away when people are coming up behind you.
iateapenguin 27
Oh yeah, cause everyone thinks of that -_- How is it ever a person's fault when their belongings get snatched from their own hands?!
sclonder29 6
Wait, then how did you make this FML?
tallzzz 5
You're asking how she made this FML without her phone..? I'm assuming the usual way; you know, a laptop or computer. Those big, electronic things, which have been around for a good number of years now!
CHILP 1
that sucks i had the same thing happen
7Maverick 10
Then how to f*ck are you writing this?
IVXX_ 18
You could've tried to throw your shoe & aim to hit the tire to tip him/her off . Fun Fact: Hispanic mom's have the best aim with the chancla (sandal) ..