Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, as I was taking a walk, I heard a cyclist and so I wanted to move to the other side of the sidewalk for them. It turns out that I walked directly in front of them instead. Nearly scared them to death. FML
Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
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larrena2377 26
I would say call the police, but....
worldclassrager 41
If only bikes had plates to report
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Comments (99)
Austino_yo 11
Always watch your back OP
CrazyManNo9 29
Whilst? Who talks like that?
mufasaniqqa 13
how did u write this FML then?
RRosa_fml 3
The same thing happened to me in Central London :( I feel your pain
JKPwnage 27
Assholes...
mchmelev1993 10
I wanna see a followup on this! Man if you had a taser you could of shocked the bastard , matter of fact im gonna buy one too!
LoveOrHate7 9
I would've chased the cyclist! Or at least threw a rock or something!
Verity101 10
Hate to be the bearer of more bad news but in the UK it's illegal to ride bikes on the pavement. Meaning not only had you got the right of way, he shouldn't of been on the pavement ANYWAY. Doubly illegal, I'd tell the police! They might not catch them but bikes can be moved off the pavement by them.
tj4234 36
that's not strictly true. Some pavements it is legal to ride on. Especially in towns and cities. They have signs on them marking them as cycle lanes.
CharismaGeek 19
Wait.. How did you post this?
beau121 3
...then how did you post this?