Miscellaneous, Bikes and Scary: Close shave

Close shave

By Anonymous - 12/08/2026 12:00 - Canada - Kent Bridge

Today, as I was taking a walk, I heard a cyclist and so I wanted to move to the other side of the sidewalk for them. It turns out that I walked directly in front of them instead. Nearly scared them to death. FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Wednesday 12 August 2026 15:48

Were you unable to turn your head and look at where they were on the path?

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GoogieWithers 23

Wednesday 12 August 2026 15:48

Were you unable to turn your head and look at where they were on the path?

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