Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML
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paks7 0
aw thats so sad your maid of honor sucks
loki09 4
This definitely sucks for you. However, its hysterical for me. :)
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Comments (80)
Eaglestrike117 29
Ever hear of Photoshop? You can scan them in and do it yourself, unless you want a new photo book thing from the photographer. Than just take the photos back and make him reprint them after Photoshopping it.
darkmis1 18
Thats what Photoshop is for. Just scan the pictures onto the computer, and doctor them out.
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
I had to read this 4x before I got it...yeah, I know, I'm a dumbass. At first I thought you were saying you were looking through your pics, you kept seeing a booger, you flicked it & it wouldn't go away, and it turned out you had a booger in your nose that was reflecting on the pics or something (as in, the booger was in your nose as you were looking at the pics)..... I was going to say "big ******* deal?" but then, after reading the comments, I figured it out.... I'm sure I'm probably the only person who read it that way at first, but yeah. FYL.
h2opoloplaya 0
fail
paulhawkes 5
Dr
jessxoxo28 5
aw, on ur wedding day??? and no one told u! that sucks big time =S
LGshorty 0
haha suck
remembermexx 0
Lmao. Fail.
BunnyDrastic 0
Mustv been a big ****** booger dude damn
quackquackquac 0
if it was so big you could see it in pictures, I'm sure you would've seen it looking in a mirror or something... you know, when you touch up and stuff.
PureGold 0
Aww, that absolutely sucks!! :( One word: PHOTOSHOP
mizu22 0
wow. that sucks. i'm sorry :(