Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
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Top comments
NightGod 0
Uhh...Photoshop....
sprocketlaunch 14
it's not about the pictures, dudes it's about how he spent lunch with his friends while having a big booger on his shirt that nobody informed him of.
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Comments (43)
iam_fuck_life 0
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first! haha that sucks!
JojoChuo 8
Yeah and kinda gross D:
NightGod 0
Uhh...Photoshop....
Sun_Kissed18 25
You can't photoshop the booger out of his friends' minds! That would be awesome though.
veganphotog 0
I agree with #2
Darth_Taco 14
Most people probably won't notice. In the photos, you can just photoshop it out or something. This isn't so bad.
allmidnighteyes 11
PhotoShop it onto your shirt like 9347 times into a pattern until it looks like you've got some dazzling shirt bling.
dnlphm94 0
LMAO!
SoreThroat 0
Dazzling bling alright...LOL.
sprocketlaunch 14
it's not about the pictures, dudes it's about how he spent lunch with his friends while having a big booger on his shirt that nobody informed him of.
allmidnighteyes 11
How could he NOT notice their longing eyes fixated on it? I'm sure at least one of his friends was longing to just reach over, pick it off, and let it meet the loving caress of their tongue, which would soon force the boogery sweetness down their esophagus and into the acidic confines of their stomach.
sprocketlaunch 14
as logical as that sounds, he would have smelt the exquisite scent of booger himself, and fought his friends to the death over this treasure. after he secured victory, he would have taken it to a secluded place to eat it, and then get all the girls because he became the alpha male. so your argument is flawed.
Jefe_fml 0
#7: trying too hard to be witty. #8: Nicely done, take note #7.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Ewww AME haha the acidic confines of my stomach are gonna be brought up from that description...
OohAah01 0
Good call...this is PRECISELY why it's a big FML. Why do so many dopes think it's a Photoshop issue? Jeez.
bxgurl95 0
Um wow... I see where that would be kinda embarassing but I don't think u would wanna fyl over that but its annoying becuase that happened to me and the person who told me was my mom :/
Vaetrus 0
Exactly. Not a FML. And not a big deal? Maybe they thought it was a mustard stain. Or maybe you are the only one in your circle of friends who gives a crap about that sort of thing.
STAZ211 0
photoshop :D
tcnorden 0
Ughhh that suuuucks #12
Williii_fml 0
Haha ;) Maybe no one saw? The bad side is that you can't show those pictures to anyone cus they'll see the bogeys!@!