Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and I backed into a fire hydrant. I lied and told my mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fire hydrant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Next time come clean... It's not like you did it on purpose...
Treveyon56 14
That's all on you dude.
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Comments (76)
athos1237 4
Don't lie. YDI
mld4657 28
The truth will set you free... Dumbass how did you not see a bright red fire hydrant????
graceinsheepwear 34
Hydrants aren't always red. They are yellow in my area.
TheDrifter 24
Either way, the color is picked to be highly visible.
davincidasecond 24
These things happen sometimes and in the end it was just an accident. There was no need to lie.
FelicityWishes 32
Seems to be a trend here where we repeat what others have said so .. You shouldn't have lied, OP. :P
Ziggy122 15
Well then, it WAS a hit and run.
blankjack 6
It is called responsibility..
perdix 31
#6, it's just a fire hydrant. It doesn't have feelings like a toaster does.
middlenamefrank 8
It's people like you that are raising everyone's insurance rates, rather than stepping up and taking responsibility for your mistakes. I'm just glad someone got video.
sumbum95 15
Don't lie about an accident you did to the car, you parents will always find out. I tried lieing about what happened to the car and that didnt turn out so well :/
hig999 19
Liar liar pants on fire (hydrant) YDI.