Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and I backed into a fire hydrant. I lied and told my mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fire hydrant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Next time come clean... It's not like you did it on purpose...
Treveyon56 14
That's all on you dude.
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Comments (76)
ladybuglet 22
Dumbass.
austinj776 3
cheaters never prosper and your car got knocked the **** out
Euronymous93 29
Why didn't you just tell the truth to begin with, OP? YDI.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
That's why you don't lie
stepymac 15
Don't lie
Roughlife28 7
You're one dumb shit :D
CSRozell 4
learn to drive
Mabonga 12
mothers know better than to believe what they see on TV. you are safe
fictionaldiary 11
"I destroyed property that wasn't mine and then lied about it. Now I'm upset that I have to face the consequences of my actions"
Reanoners 6
Indeed it was a hit-and-run… On your part