Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
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Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, I got my ass kicked by my boss at work. Why? Because I missed my shift on Saturday, because I slept through my alarms and the phone calls from my co-workers, and I woke up three hours later in a state of panic. This is all because of a medicine I'm on for migraines. FML
Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
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xGraycloud 4
don't take so many pills...
attatood 8
What, can NOBODY spell "migraine" correctly, including the OP?? I'm beginning to wonder what language this website is in, since obviously nobody knows how to speak or spell in English. I know, I know... but I just had to say it before the nazi's get carried away :)
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Comments (94)
rokeeferz3234 0
u r rly screwed
kwarrior66 0
you realy can't spell
CRrawsum 7
You spelled "really" wrong.
izvakutzklipx 2
*Nods* neither can you ( *｀ω´).
thelastavailable 13
#17 was being IRONIC. I hope.
mintcar 10
clrly da onli amayzin spellr iz me.
CRrawsum 7
I agree...
WOW_BS 0
no
dark5259 1
hukt onn fonicz wurkt foor mee!
xGraycloud 4
don't take so many pills...
starah_fml 0
I agree, plus it sounds more like dehydration. she should drink more water instead!
derpherp 0
Ironically, your name has 'boner' in it ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
mdoggsnicks 0
same thing happens to me. everyday I get a Headace
windergirl6 0
same here :( totally ruins my day !
MrBoredGuy 1
ydi because you don't eat enough
DocBastard 40
Joseph Heller is laughing his ass off right now.
mrahhhhh 21
I'm surprised (in a good way) that nobody has said "YDI for taking medicine instead of eating [insert plant name here]". Here's a preemptive "**** you, hippies" to anyone thinking of saying that without knowing the full extent if OP's problem.
sallen0046 4
Why are you taking a prescription migraine medication that's making you dizzy and nauseous? If you need to take more pills to cope with the side-effects of the first medication, it's obviously time to see your doctor for a different prescription.
GavinRoskamp 0
You obviously have never gotten a migraine before. They suck major ass. Go get one and come back and let us know if you'd rather be dizzy or have the migraine.
blownfuse 0
I agree. and fyi op ..you have headaches... a migraine is something that last several days... get your shit straight next time. ydi
Gabbie_1210 8
Migraines don't last for several days, smart one.
sparco_556 0
Well if the pills aren't helping you with your problems, the answer is clearly more pills. Time to go visit the doctor and add more chemicals into the mix.
sourgirl101 29
nauseous Causing nausea; sickening nauseated To be feeling, or having been caused to feel nausea. So, next time you are tempted to say "I feel nauseous", understand that you are saying "I feel that I make other people sick", or basically "I feel nauseating".
colhyena 3
nau·seous: Affected with nausea; inclined to vomit I dunno where you're getting your definitions from.
sporteeholmes01 15
How did u draw that conclusion #13??