Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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aeriexo 4
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet.
Mister_Triangle 21
No amount of free cake will distract you from the pain. Stay home and use your credit card irresponsibly; you'll forget about everything
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Comments (88)
GameOver008 1
Excuse me but ur ex is a bitch!
Jasonf6 0
What a ****.
xlibra259x 0
that is so messed up in so many ways.. what a bitch! sorry about that..
smittys 7
Lmao very funny! I love the way you think! Makes me think of myself! Dumb cheating bitch well if she did cheat if not than she is actually a decent person to break up with him before but yeah I can see her getting fired from her job buying 10 cats becoming a prostitute to feed her cats and than getting on drugs though that's my prediction anyone wantto bet what happens?
VeganVampyre 27
There's this neat thing called "punctuation." Please, please, learn how to use it. That was actually painful to try to read.
greatness101 0
Don't date in the workplace, especially your boss.
copo37 7
Go grab yourself a fifth and be the life of the party. She probably invited you to get a rise from you. So go give her a damn rise. Get the limbo train full of drunks in her office.
apkiys 0
I bet someone's organizing a musical chair game somewhere......
draken389 1
Dang girl leme get yo number
Poetaster 10
Banging the boss is never a good idea. You can however toast them while recanting stories of how she makes euphoric chipmunk sounds during sex and farts loudly when she sneezes. You will of course be needing a new job.