Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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aeriexo 4
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet.
Mister_Triangle 21
No amount of free cake will distract you from the pain. Stay home and use your credit card irresponsibly; you'll forget about everything
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Comments (88)
Enslaved 38
Lebowski101? Is the OP learning to be "The Dude"?
FYLDeep 26
Nah, all the OP learned was that, "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!".
Enslaved 38
I drank my very first tasty White Russian after watching that movie.(:
Enslaved 38
I drank my very first tasty White Russian after watching that movie.(:
mrahhhhh 21
A la Jay from The Inbetweeners: "Business!" *simultaneous pelvic thrust into my table*
leadman1989 16
Don't shit where you eat! AKA Don't date your boss!
Garulf 7
That's real unfortunate... better luck nex time!
blacksswan 10
Go & give them a toast and end it with telling her new fiancé "congratulations on getting my sloppy seconds." and walk out like a boss. Her new man will regret this later on because they say once a cheater always a cheater.
Randomnessmoi 0
WOW! That is twisted. I feel sorry for you.
JinxosGirl87 0
I'm surprised you stayed working at a place where you would have to see your ex all the time, never mind that she's your boss. I guess she freely gives out raises on business trips; the raise in the other guy's pants.
ellakacyme22 6
Hum looks like someone is not very happy
DeathBunny218 37
It's probably not during work hours, it will just take place in the building after work has finished.
robincakes94 8
She never really loved you since she thought he was a better option. Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. :(
jemiller226 13
First, that's not how love works. Second, your second sentence makes less than no sense.
robincakes94 8
Firstly- Love does work that way. If you are truly in love would somebody then there is no finding better. Secondly- It's a famous quote from a sonnet honey; look it up because you just made yourself look ignorant. Thirdly- If you don't know what the **** I'm talking about, don't comment. :)
robincakes94 8
Fourthly- I mean with* instead of would. Fifthly- your stupidity must be contagious :(