Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
ohmylantis
United States
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
lurna301
Glendale, United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
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hauptubel 0
What a dumbass. I hope you dumped that tool.
FreddyLunch 0
What a PIMP.
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Comments (82)
Man_person 0
SO WHAT?!?! ALL THE FML'S ARE "I'M STUPID ENOUGH TO DATE AN ASS!"
ILoveJace01 0
So what? Wow. Anyway, dump him. He's obviously jerk and has no problem showing it.
lifesabitch18 0
dump his ass that is friggin' insane
RPGod 0
Maybe he was joking? Or an inside joke??
TriniRockStar 0
dump him!!
DameGreyWulf 1
Love how he thinks that's okay, like you aren't gonna be mad at all. Where the hell do you live? lol
canadianbad123 0
He was joking or this isn't true. No man is stupid enough to say that otherwise. It was in front of his boys and he was just trying to get a laugh. I would have laughed if I were his friend.
JessiGoose 0
All the dicks who responded "lol at least he's getting tail" or whatever can go **** themselves. They make REAL men look bad. And a REAL man doesn't have eyes for anyone else, except his girl. I imagine you dumped his sorry ass if he wasn't joking, which it didn't seem like. You deserve better. :)
ohhhhman 0
READ THIS. It's "Mormons", not "Mormans". Mormons do not practice polygamy. You actually cannot be a member if you do. That last time it was practiced was in the 1800s. That's when it was socially acceptable. That's when some of your ancestors had slaves. It's the past. Move on. The polygamists now days belong to another church. I think it's called the Church of Christ...but I'm not sure. Okay. That's all. Thanks.
lo1337a 1
There are definitely branches of Mormonism that practice polygamy. Just because you don't want to accept it doesn't mean it ceases to exist.
supermouse627 0
Mormons are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. There are still sects of this religion that do practice polygamy, though the mainstream church has disavowed this practice.
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date assholes. YDI
jasonsexcema 3
ugh, been there before. sometimes it takes a long time to get douche-ray vision. sorry sweetpea :( everyone knows you can do way better than that dick