Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
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Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
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hauptubel 0
What a dumbass. I hope you dumped that tool.
FreddyLunch 0
What a PIMP.
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lem0n_fml 0
I hate when people say YDI for not knowing he's a prick. Like really? You deserve it just cuz you weren't aware that someone else is an asshole? So even if they're incredibly nice and sweet around you all the time, it's still your fault for not picking up on traits that you've never seen them exhibit before?
kaelendra 0
time to dump him... even if you said "pick oneof us" are you sure you'd believe you were the only one after that.
axlman 0
haha true idiot!!!! seriously he makes us guys look bad....
nepsy 0
Did you corrected him saying "I'm his new ex-girlfriend?"
kukopia 0
That is just rude....IF you didn't do anything to deserve it (like cheat on him). Then it is just funny as hell.......So this could be a "Your life does suck," moment or a "YDI." Just thought I should point out the obvious.
PhunkyMagic 0
YDI cause ... I felt like said so... I hope you dumped him, Must of been embarrassing D: FYL
I_am_stupid_also 6
Tell him you were surprised but you would really like a threesome. When the other girlfriend refuses, they will get mad at each other and you will be long gone.
celeritas_5k 0
Chill out people, the guy was probably joking. Guys do that from time to time ya know...
plexico 4
And they said, "We like the other, other one better." I guess since what's-her-face is gone and she reliably added this, I going to have to: THREESOME!
kukopia 0
I didn't know the Mormans had an apprenticeship.
ohhhhman 0
Please read my comment below, and refrain from displaying your ignorance to the public.
ILoveAsianGirls 0
mormons do not practice polygamy -_- do some research on reliable websites.
ohheyyyyyyyyy 2
Ignorant people give me headaches.. Smh.
doggie3 0
Just dump in front of his friends and tell him you have to go see your "other boyfriend". Then leave.