Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
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hauptubel 0
What a dumbass. I hope you dumped that tool.
FreddyLunch 0
What a PIMP.
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Comments (82)
srgntawesome 0
Pimp. Be happy for him. He getting some tail
_Noon_ 0
Such a short story, and yet so powerful. Sorry hun'
toink 0
You forgot to tell you're a guy~
D_R_A_M_A 0
So what? She compensates for the bad head you give, be thankful.
hanizzle09 0
dump him, dump him now. and kick him in the nuts.
VD007 0
YDI, for not shutting up and making ur bf a sandwich jkjkjkjk hahaha XD troll alert!!!!! Don't take me seriously im just bored
VD007 0
Dont get offended plz
cupcakeqt 0
DUMP THE ASS.
fatesucks 0
DUMP THE DICK!!! now kick him and tell the other girl if u can find out who she is... this is a master plan lol
eric01 0
PWNED!!