Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my boyfriend has helicopter parents. He offered to take me out on a date for Valentine's Day, but there's one condition: his mother has to be there the whole time. He's 17 years old. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
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disco2466 8
get naked let him choose one or the other
wyatt141 6
Get rid of him before it gets worse!!
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Comments (120)
Storyofmylife78 1
RUN!! RUN NOW!
avoidthegirl 6
RUN AWAYYYYYYYY
JaysFanStu 3
Ya think?
prettypinkpixie 9
How old are you? Is she your chaperon? If not, you should probably skip on the date and let him have dinner with his mom alone.
bubo_fml 11
"Honey, whose nipples will you be sucking tonight? Mine or your Mother's?" I'd pay full admission price to attend that dinner just to hear that clanger go off!
pagullarka 9
I don't get it why do women act like this, when they are young they don't like their mother-in-law's or boyfriend's mother but when they become mothers they're totally different.
vallygrl84 1
I have one of those... Run! Run as fast as you can!
AJRENO 0
Then break up with him. WTF are you thinking?
chefcaldwell 5
****** A! Nightmare
trere 0
stopped being smhhh a bitch about it....if it s that bad tell him thats not cool dont b a bitch to his mom