Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
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kshafer08 7
Mom-1 You-0
Buttsexpirate 9
Haha your mom's pretty hilarious.
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kshafer08 7
Mom-1 You-0
deeters 0
Lol I wish my mum was like that
jerseyboy732 16
SUPPORT THE TROOPS!
_Oblivion_ 12
I ******* love cupcakes.
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
I know how OP feels. My family says shit like that to me all the time. But I know they're only joking. Lol
Wederoney 16
Damn that's funny xD. This is going right into my favourites.
UnleashedKilla1 4
Damn right I love my cupcakes! I eat them when the **** I want, whenever the **** I want, and no I'm not fat.
KGBelle24 7
Watch out, we got a badass over here!
PlastikSeraph 2
WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD ROBS A CUPCAKE STORE?!?! IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE??
confusedAsFuck 34
Your mum is the definition of fun. Embrace it while you still can
Buttsexpirate 9
Haha your mom's pretty hilarious.
FinnishAmerican 3
Lol yes she is, op you need to lighten up! Learn how to take a joke!
pedosmurf 7
Haha ur far bet you took cupcakes? Funny
Alli201103 3
Well actually it was very funny :)
Ugi 27
Don't know why you're thumbed down #3 - I heartily agree. Edit - sorry, either something's odd with my display today or 20 people have up'ed #3 in the last 2 mins - was showing -9!
GuardianxCore 0
Sorry but I don't quite understand the joke.. Can someone explain?
Pixxio_O 11
^ OP got called fat by his/her mum
speshlk37 13
Should have said, "The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!"
poprocksss73 7
Classic George. (:
onlychildFTW 34
Haha. Gotta love George costansa. I have no idea if I spelled that right.
jmanh 6
Llllllllooooooolllllll
poprocksss73 7
George Cantstandya
Mirorbo 27
If it's a one time thing, laugh it off, darling. If she does this repeatedly and there's nothing wrong with your weight, then she has issues to work out.
vanderleibry 3
Or, there is a problem and her mom is awesome.
AugustBurnsToast 14
I'd be like, 'Hey cupcakes are hard to compete with!'
Mitcha857 0
Too true! If you robbed a cupcake store for money, you'd grab a few cupcakes too right? Why not?
NakedPixels 15
Pwnt by mom.
Pentium_4 27
"very funny mom" indeed
Pelreskovich 11
Your mother is such a jokester!
crazydog1223 4
Is your mom a comedien?
cBlackout 13
What's a comedien?